The paperback is available pretty much everywhere you buy books, you know, muffler shops, strip clubs, industrial gas refineries, all those sorts of places. Okay, sorry for the shameless plug, but I got books to move, baby! The warehouse needs the room to store copies of Martha Stewart’s Guide to Rebuilding The Iron Duke (1977-1993) so help a buddy out! Plus, if you’re an Autopian reader and send it to me with a way to send it back, I’ll sign it and draw a picture of a car in it for you! Why not, right? For others who have been living under a cultural rock the hood of a Wagoner here’s the song from which Jason stole, er, got inspiration for his book title: “Jesus take the wheel”, by Carrie Underwood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_OpRlUZQoI

Those who appreciate the sagas of Loki will be well served by reading the versions over at Bettermyths.com. (In no way associated; I just enjoy his style. NSFW, btw-you damn sure want to turn the volume WAY down on the videos. I prefer his prose) First:
Then: Whatever Then Easy * Now this probably won’t work, but hey… you can take it from here Anyhow it’s just basic html. https://www.w3schools.com/html/html_basic.asp I hereby award “Robot Take the Wheel” the prestigious Sixonthefloor award for excellence in printed materials and for excellence in achievement. The award will be sent when I get around to it, but feel free to note it on the cover of the second edition. And finally, a book with crumple zones to pass those stringent home crash standards, I have a toddler to watch out for! What is the best way to send it to you? (Meetup would be awesome but I’m up in the New York State capital district, sooo that might be a while ’til you’re out this way.) Seriously, Torch? Is there a car person in the world who needs an introduction to Jay Leno? Speaking of Chevys that were finally the car they should’ve been all along by the last model year, the Citation. Did you know that it came as close as probably any car ever has to having amber rear turn signals as a separate option? Technically, they were bundled as part of an “Deluxe Exterior Option Group” along with chrome window frames and pinstripes, but that was well short of being a full-blown trim level that’s a model in its’ own right, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they were offered separately to fleet buyers. If you guys ever throw a shindig on this side of Lake Michigan I’ll bring my copy to be signed. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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